Wednesday 14 December 2011

Genetic Vaccination (New-genics)


  • Ever wanted to lower you risk of cancer?
  • Ever cursed your predominance of long-twitch muscles over short-twitch?
  • Ever wished you could digest phenylalanine?


Well look no further!

Amend those pesky SNPs  with our new homology based genome repair technology. By tethering a specific pair of primers to a modified DNA excision-repair enzyme, we have enabled rapid and almost error free correction of your genomic propensities.

Currently to be tested on a single animal egg cell, this technology will be rolled out in tablet form, allowing you to update your genome with the latest patches every day.

The future is here. The future is Genetic Guru.